A touring professional ghost play that will have you screaming in the aisles. A young writer and a shamed theatrical legend embark on a thrilling adventure.

Written by B Lee

George:            Ahhhh / I would have expected a man of your calibre to be travelling first class / not with us mere mortals in the cattle wagon

James:              Believe me this was not part of my plan / still I thought I’d make the most of it and sit in the buffet carriage…

George:           (interrupting) You should have said / I don’t mind moving in there / we could have had dinner together if I’d known / I’m afraid I’ve eaten now but I could always talk as you eat / shall we?

James:              It’s closed / A shame / I’m very thirsty

George offers him the water.

James:              No thanks I’ll wait for the trolley / I could murder a real drink though / know what I mean?

George:            Afraid not no / I don’t

James:              Don’t what?

George:           Murder / only kidding / drink of course

Presented at the Norwich Playhouse as a START initiative, commissioned by ACE and South Hill Park arts centre, Berkshire.